| A | B |
|---|
| Why did Santa go in the garden? | So he could Ho Ho Ho. |
| Why did the chicken cross the road? | To get to the other side. |
| Where did the frog go when he got hurt? | The Hopstical. |
| Whats black and white and red all over? | A Nun falling down the stairs. |
| If a rooster lays an egg and it is 90degrees outside what way would the egg roll? | No way ,roosters cant lay eggs. |
| April:Where is your new gutar?John:I threw it away April: why? | Because it had a hole in it. |
| Whats 5q+5q said Steve.Connie said 10q. | Steve said you're welcome!!! |
| Why are you taking a ruler to bed with you? | So I could measure how long I sleep. |
| Gee it is dark outside tonight isnt it? | I dont know I cant see. |
| Earlier today I caught a jellyfish. | Really? What flavor? |
| What is a worm you can use as a ruler ? | A inchworm. |
| Why did the butter get on the airplane? | So it could be a butterfly. |
| What did the bee wear to dinner? | A yellow jacket. |
| What kind of ant built my house? | A carpenter ant. |
| What bug is afraid of water? | A firefly. |
