| A | B |
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| A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some Chapstick. The pharmacist says, "That will be $2.00" | "Just put it on my bill!" |
| What does an angry ram and margarine have in common? | Both are a kind of butter. |
| What is black, white and read all over? | A newspaper. |
| What do you call a groupie that can't stop spinning? | An Electric Fan |
| A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead animals. | The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger." |
| Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" | The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive." |
| I went to a concert and heard a Baroque Violin. | It would have sounded even better if she used one that worked. |
| A horse | is a very stable animal. |
| A zoo had a camel with no humps | named Humphrey. |
| Male deer have | buck teeth. |
| If a dog has puppies on the highway, | are they considered litter? |
| One grasshopper told another about eating corn. | It went in one ear and out the other. |
| An angry bird landed on a door know. | Then he flew off the handle. |
| Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. | One said to the other, "you stay here, I'll go on a head." |
| I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. | Then it hit me. |
| A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was | a nurse said, "no change yet." |
