| A | B |
|---|
| What do the reindeers sing to Father Christmas on his birthday? | Freeze a jolly good fellow! |
| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas? | Santapplause! |
| Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? | Santa Jaws |
| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden? | Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe |
| What is the most popular wine at Christmas? | "Do I have to eat my brussel sprouts??" |
| How long does it take to burn a candle down? | About a wick. |
| What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the snowman? | Have an ice day! |
| What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a cat on the beach? | Sandy Claws. |
