| A | B |
| Most vomit-inducing teacher ever | Mr. Munson |
| Most conceited teacher ever | Coach Kirby |
| Spawn of Satan | Ms. Pena |
| Coolest English teacher ever! | Mrs. Goddard |
| Funnest History teacher EVER! | Mr. Balser |
| Best 6th Grade Science teacher EVER! | Mrs. Harter |
| Coolest Bio teacher | Dr. Sledge |
| Meanest color-coding teacher | Mrs. Bailey |
| Ditziest Teacher | Mrs. Mann |
| Most SAT obsessed | Mrs. McNabb |
| Best French Teacher ever!!!!! | Mrs. LeBoeuf |
| Coolest Earth Science Teacher EVER! | Mrs. House |
| Best Performance in a Bad Firedrill | Mrs. Cearley |
| Most non-color Co-ordinated | Mrs. Straatman |
| Most Power Hungry Security Guard | Mr. White! |
| Most Blunt English Teacher :) | Mrs. Frazier |
| Teacher who has to use effort to blink (hint: PEOPLE!!!!!) | Mrs. Trahan |
| Best challenge teacher | Mrs. Hajovsky |