| A | B |
|---|
| Ms. Straatmann | Always dressed like different fruits |
| Ms. Baldridge | Witnessed and encouraged getting high in her class |
| Mrs. Munson | OOH! the hair-or! (haha! im funny) |
| Ms. Daniel (theatre) | Mood swing is my middle name! |
| Ms. Stone | ZZZZZZ... |
| Mr. Ulicny | Asked out a teacher...I mean, all the teachers! |
| Ms. Birch | Ricemaker |
| Mrs. Daniels (music) | Ear-dragging, stick-beating, wig-wearing, chair-throwing MONSTER! |
| Coach Sissom | Annoying smirker |
| Ms. Pevelic | B*tchy granny who doesn't know computers worth crap! |
| Ms. Marshall (Smith) | Gets annoyed by many questions. |
| Ms. Goddard | Dave Barry lover |
| Ms. Addington | Hated Yo. |
| Ms. Hartung | Science witch |
| Ms. Fairweather | No comments from the Peanut Gallery |
| Ms. House | Encouraged table-dancing |
