| A | B |
|---|
| Philip Malloy | 9th grader |
| Margaret Narwin | Strict English teacher at Harrison HS |
| Anita Wigham | Ms. Narwins sister from Florida |
| Benjamin Malloy | Philips Dad |
| Susan Malloy | Philips Mom |
| Sarah Gloss | Philips friend |
| Allison Doresett | Used to like Philip |
| Bernard Lunser | Teacher at Harrison High |
| Dr. Gertrude Doane | Principal of Harrison HS |
| Dr. Joseph Palleni | Assistant Principal of Harrison HS |
| Dr. Albert Seymour | Superintendent of Harrison School District |
| Gloria Harland | Chairman of the Harrison County School Board |
| Coach Earl Jamison | Harrison HSs Track Coach |
| Ken Barchet | A friend of Philips who was also transferred into Mrs. Narwins homeroom |
| Jacob Benison | Retiring Science teacher at Harrison HS |
| Kimberly Howard | A teacher at Harrison HS |
| Todd Becker | Student at Harrison |
| Janet Barskey | Friend of Allisons |
| Ted Griffen | Neighbor |
| Mr. Dexter | Mr. Malloys boss |
| Miss Mack | Dr. Pallenis secretary |
| Jennifer Stewart | Reporter for the Manchester Record Educational department |
| Jake Barlow | Radio Talk show host (WLRB) The Jake Barlow Show. He is strongly against Miss Narwin. |
| Robert Duval | Reporter for the St. Louis (MO) |
| George Brookover | Principal of Washington Academy. |
| Miss Rooney | Philips new teacher at Washington Academy. |
