| A | B |
|---|
| matching | finding the right word to please the teacher |
| vocabulary | words the teacher thinks are important but you've never heard of |
| hotlink | words in blue that lead to a screen saying "outdate, please contact the webmaster" |
| chatroom | place where unemployed folks spend their time |
| videogames | occupation of students trying to convince themselves they really don't have homework to do |
| bulliten boards | green things with cute borders (remmeber those???) |
| e-mail | thing you send when you aren't sure what to do next |
| WebEx | tool for businessmen who like to talk |
| quiz | torture instrument used by teachers |
| newsgroups | cheap dicussion tools |
| midis | things you listen to while working |
| mp3 | better things to listen to if they'll work on your computer |
| eCollege | where you are now |
| eBeach | where you'd rather be now |
| layered curriculum | easier way to teach-- let the kids do the work |
| jeopardy | fun way to review for objective tests |
| essay | time consuming thing to grade |
| short answer | semi-time consuming thing to grade |
| frustrated | what you feel when you hit submit and the whole screen goes blank |
| smashed | what your computer looks like when you get too frustrated |
