| A | B |
|---|
| HOMER | YOUNGER BROTHER KNOWN TO LIE |
| HAROLD | OLDER BROTHER TO HOMER |
| UNCLE SQUINT | MEAN UNCLE, WHO DOESNT LIKE ANYTHING |
| JT MARSTON | MAKE ANY DEAL AS LONG AS HE GETS PAID |
| SMELT | SKINNY MAN WITH ONE TOOTH |
| STINK | HAS ONE EYE AND STINKS HORRIBLY |
| MR BREWSTER | OWN A GEM MINE |
| SAMUEL REED | MAN IN THE SACK |
| J.T. Marston | SWEET LADY WHO IS A COOK |
| BOB | THE HORSE |
| KATE NIBBLY | LADY WHO RUNS INTO MR WILLOWN IN THE SHIPYARD |
| FRANK NIBBLY | BROTER TO KATE NIBBLY |
| WEBSTER WILLOW | CLERGYMAN WHOSE JOB IS TO HELP HOMER FIND HAROLD |
| FLENTON FLEABOTTOM | OWNS A TRAVELING MEDICINE SHOW |
