| A | B |
|---|
| Bob is surfing the internet instead of working. His boss walks in. | "Don't work too hard." |
| Joe drops all of his things and his friend walks by and says, "You dropped your stuff." | "Thanks for your help." |
| Chris had a hard day at work, and his wife asked him if he had a good day. | "As much fun as going to the dentist." |
| Mike is at an expensive restaurant and had a bad meal. | "I'm sure glad I spent all of this money on this delicious meal." |
| Jim gets into a car accident on the way to work. | "I'm sure insurance will take care of all of this. I won't have to pay a dime." |
| Al overhears someone listening to really loud music. | "That sure sounds great. I hope he turns it up." |
| Pete decides to watch television instead of cleaning the house. His wife walks in and says... | "Well, I can see you got a lot done here." |
| George is terrified on the newest roller coaster at Carowinds. | "I don't know what they were talking about. That wasn't scary at all." |
