| A | B |
| click | click |
| clack | clack |
| moo | moo |
| clickety | clickety |
| clackety | clackety |
| Farmer Brown has a problem | His cows like to type |
| All day long he hears | click, clack moo |
| Cows that type? | Impossible! |
| The barn is very cold at night | We'd like electric blankets |
| The cows went on strike | No milk today |
| There will be no electric blankets | I demand milk and eggs |
| Duck was neutral | he brought the ultimatum to the cows |
| All the animals gathered around the barn to snoop | but none of them could understand moo |
| All night long | Farmer Brown waited for an answer |
| We will exchange our typewriter | for electric blankets |
| The pond is quite boring | We'd like a diving board |