| A | B |
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| How do you keep a St. Louis Rams Player off your yard? | Put up goal posts |
| Where do you go in St. Louis in case of a tornado? | Edward D. Jones Dome--they never get a TOUCHDOWN there. |
| What's the difference between the Rams and the Taliban? | Taliban has a better running game. |
| What do the Rams and Billy Graham have in common? | Both can make 60,000 stand up and yell "Jesus Christ." |
| What do the St. Louis Rams and possums have in common? | Both play dead at home and get killed on the road. |
| How can you tell when the Rams are going to run the football? | Quarterback leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes. |
| Why was Coach upset when the Rams playbook was stolen? | Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet. |
| What's the difference between the Rams and a dollar bill? | A dollar bill is worth four quarters. |
| What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? | The St. Louis Rams |
