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| What do cats like to eat on a hot day? | A mice-cream cone! |
| Why do cats always get their way? | They are very purr-suasive! |
| How do two cats end a fight? | They hiss and make up! |
| What is a cat's favorite movie? | The Sound of Mewsic! |
| How do you know a cat is agitated? | He's having a hissy fit! |
| What's a cat's favorite magazine? | Good Mousekeeping! |
| What's a cat's favorite color? | Purr-ple! |
| Why was the cat afraid of the tree? | Because of its bark! |
| Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? | The re-tail store! |
| What do you call a cat who lives in an igloo? | An eskimew! |
| What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? | An alley cat! |
| What do cats love to do in the morning? | Read the mewspaper! |
| Why can't cats play poker in the jungle? | Too many cheetahs! |
| What should you say to your cat when you leave the house? | "Have a mice day!" |
| How does a cat decide what it wants from the store? | It looks through the cat-alog! |
| What do you call a cat wearing shoes? | A puss in boots! |
| Why do cats always win video games? | Because they have nine lives! |
| What state has a lot of cats and dogs? | Petsylvania! |
| What do you call a pile of kittens? | A meowntain! |
| What do cats eat for breakfast? | Mice Krispies! |
