| A | B |
|---|
| What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? | Ruff! |
| What happens when it rains cats and dogs? | You might step on a poodle! |
| What type of shops do dogs avoid? | Flea Markets |
| Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor? | Because he kept seeing spots. |
| What's the difference between a dog and a flea? | A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs. |
| Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a movie? | In the barking lot. |
| What is a dog that sneezes? | Achoowawa! |
| What kind of dog does a vampire have? | A bloodhound |
| What do you get when you cross a dog and a rose? | A collie-flower! |
| How did the dog get splinters in his tongue? | He ate table scraps. |
