| A | B |
| What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car? | Puts on his sheet belt |
| What’s a little ghost’s favorite dessert? | I-Scream |
| What room is left out of a ghost’s house? | The living room. |
| Why were the little ghosts so successful in Little League? | They had team spirit. |
| What happens when a ghost haunts a theater? | The actors get stage fright. |
| Why do mummies make excellent spies? | They’re good at keeping things under wraps. |
| Why do skeletons always have a bad cold? | Because they are chilled to the bones. |
| Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? | He had no body to dance with. |
| How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? | You use a pumpkin patch. |
| Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat? | Because there was no point to it. |