| A | B |
|---|
| How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball? | He turns into a bat every night. |
| What do witches call for in a hotel room? | Broom service. |
| Why do witches fly on brooms? | Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy. |
| How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? | All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts. |
| What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? | Frostbite. |
| Why did the vampire eat a light bulb? | He wanted a light snack. |
| What do you get when you cross Tinkerbell with a werewolf? | A hairy fairy. |
| How did the bat learn to fly? | He took batting lessons. |
| Which kind road do Ghost's love to travel the most? | A Dead End. |
| Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person? | He was allergic to nuts. |
