| A | B |
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| Do they have a 4th of July in England? | Yes. It comes after the 3rd of July. |
| If there are 7 months that have 31 days in them and 11 months that have 30 days in them, how many months have 28 days in them? | 12 |
| How many birthdays does the average man have? | One |
| What is boiled then cooled, sweetened then soured? | Iced tea with lemon. |
| A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come? | The beggar is her sister. |
| How many outs are there in an inning? | Six |
| What is brought to the table and cut, but never eaten? | A deck of cards. |
| Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why? | No - because he is dead. There is an actual law that says you can't marry dead people. |
| What is neither inside a house nor outside a house, but no house would be complete without it? | A window. |
| Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? | 70 |
| Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. | They aren't playing each other. |
| What is pronounced like one letter, written with three letters, and belongs to all animals? | Eye |
| A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why? | White. The house is at the North Pole so it is a polar bear. |
| What is the beginning of eternity, The end of time and space; The beginning of every end, And the end of every race? | The letter E |
| What object is very light but can't be lifted? | A bubble |
| If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? | 2 (you took 2 |
| What overpowers you-without hurting you? | Sleep |
| What question can you never truthfully answer "yes" to? | "Are you asleep?" |
| I have two U.S. coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? | 50 cent piece and a nickel (one is not a nickel; the other is) |
| If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first? | The match |
