| A | B |
|---|
| Why did the coffee file a police report? | It got mugged! |
| How does a coffee bean say goodbye? | "I'm espresso-ing myself, it's time to go!" |
| Why did the coffee go to therapy? | It had too many issues to filter through. |
| What is a coffee's favorite Shakespeare play? | "Much Ado About Espresso." |
| How does a coffee express its love? | With a latte affection! |
| Why was the coffee cold and distant? | Because it lost its steam in the relationship. |
| What did the coffee lover name his son? | Joe, of course! |
| What did the coffee lover name his daughter? | Java, of course! |
| Why did the coffee bean turn to a life of crime? | It got caught up in a brewing conspiracy. |
| How does coffee show it cares? | It never espresso-s any negative feelings. |
| What do you call fake coffee? | A depresso! |
