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Knock, knock, ... Christmas Jokes

Knock Knock Joke is a type of joke that follows a simple dialogue pattern. There are two people in this dialogue. One is the knocker the other person is the responder. The knocker starts the conversation by saying “knock knock,” and the responder answers with “who’s there?” The rest of the dialogue uses puns or play on words for humor. Source

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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who?... open the present till Christmas!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who?...ful Christmas, everybody!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who?... the gifts, you light the tree.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who?... use asking me. I forgot my name tag.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Holly. Holly who?... -days are coming!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who?... the reindeer are on the chimney!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Comet. Comet who?... closer. I’ve got a Christmas secret to tell you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who?... you’ve been good this year.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coal. Coal who?... me when Santa gets here.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who?Wow, ... really excited about Christmas!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa. Santa who?... Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honda. Honda who?... first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yule. Yule who?... be sorry if you don’t hurry up and get ready for the Christmas feast!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who?... at all those presents!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norway. Norway who?... am I kissing anyone under the mistletoe.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who?... ride on your sled, Rudolph.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who?... again: What do you want for Christmas?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who?... you for the Christmas presents.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?... in from the cold.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mary and Abby. Mary and Abby who?... Christmas and ... New Year!


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