| A | B |
|---|
| How's it going Mr. Peterson? : It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear. | Cheers |
| Don't stare at me, Eddie. I'm a humane man, but right now I could kick a kitten through an electric fan | Frasier |
| Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death. | Married With Children |
| Book em, Danno. | Hawaii 5-0 |
| I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman | Seinfeld |
| You can't keep blaming yourself, Marge. Just blame yourself once and move on. | The Simpsons |
| I swear to God I thought turkeys could fly. | WKRP in Cincinnati |
| Kiss my grits! | Alice |
| Sit on it Potsie | Happy Days |
| Oh, this is the big one. You hear that Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you honey | Sanford and Son |
| Don't make me angry... you wouldn't like me when I'm angry | The Incredible Hulk |
| I wouldn't mind being a Doctor, if I didn't have to be around sick people | MASH |
| Oh.. Oh.. Oh.. Oh! | Welcome Back Kotter |
| You'll be back Wheeler, they all come back. And when you do, I'll be waiting... Ooooh, will I be waitin'. | Taxi |
| You rang. | The Addams Family |
| That rascal took all of my firewood and built a dam across the cement pond | The Beverly Hillbillies |
| Hi ho Tim | Home Improvement |
| Clemenza! | Mad About You |
| Darling I love you but give me Park Avenue | Green Acres |
| Who Loves Ya Baby | Kojak |
