| A | B |
| .Jenna. | .Loves Brian. |
| .Mo. | .Wants 100 average. |
| .Jessica. | .Annoying- and likes Eric. |
| .Jessi. | .Jean Claude Van Damne. |
| .Ashley. | .Has a brother who likes wrestling. |
| .Sam L. | .Has weak ankles. |
| .Eric. | .Hewwo. |
| .Shane. | .Is obsessed with Ilyssa. |
| .Ilyssa. | .Is obsessed with Shane. |
| .Ben. | .Has a muffin butt. |
| .Jordan. | .Had the illest bar mitvah entrance. |
| .Spam. | .Meat in a can. |
| .Tiffany. | .Has 38 Juicy's (oiy oiy oiy LOL). |
| .Alex. | .Carrot Porkipine. |
| .Andrew. | .Me myself and I. |
| .Dana. | .Cookie Poker. |
| .Lauren. | .Has the sweetest cutest most adorable brother in the world(Robyn said it LOL). |
| .Kathy. | .Loves TAZ. |
| .Brooke. | .Down with Weiss- and I love Ben!. |