| A | B |
|---|
| Ass | Bum |
| Penis | Male sex organ |
| Porky | Slut |
| Really ugly old lady | Mrs. Fields |
| Copland | Boring movie. |
| What happened to Jim? | Mission to Mars |
| Breast Movie | Erin Brockovich |
| Porky has sex with | Everyone |
| Sticky Situation | Death |
| 45 | One higher than 44 |
| Starborst | Drug |
| FUNNY HILARIOUS SHOW | Alf |
| UhUhUhUhUhUh | Hu |
| Excellent | What John is saying to me |
| Big fat bum | Leaky lookie loo |
| Faint! | Another arse hit me mommy |
| Do you love me? | I love me. |
| No | Yes |
| Diarrhea | Dont fart! |
| Zzzzzzzz | Sleep |
| Another one bites the | dust |
| John Lisle | Canadian |
| John Lisle | The Lizard King |
| Tom Green | Canadian |
| Canadian Bacon | It's just ham from Canada |
| Pinky | Brain |
| Max Steel | Badly Animated Show |
| Fridays | Horray For 'Em |
| Porky Pig | We Hit Him Cuz We Love 'Em |
| 1+1 | 2 |
| Barney | dinosaur |
| Discover Channel Movies | are boring |
| This whole place is | bugged |
| Mrs. Fields is | old and older than before! |
| Ricky is friends with | Sean and Kory and Nick and a bunch of people I don't know |
| turpentine | Dont drink it |
| urine | eniru spelled backwards |
| fish heads | rolly polly |
| donald duck | no one but him |
| Stupid old country from Pentathelon | Nickzania |
| 6th grade | was easier than 8th grade |
| house | grass |
| Wozza | Olympics |
| Nick Deichert | Went to France |
| Battlestations | Has some computers and stuff |
| Unreal Tournament | was based on Unreal |
| Flak Cannon | gun from Unreal Tournament |
| Ugly monkey ass | is in my ash tray |
| dont pesterize the family | or i'll eat the ham for dinner! |
| ugly man | is ugly |
| fat people | are more than just chubby |
| pig latin | is stupid |
| Coach Massey | is a fat guy who teaches US History |
| Stop | Or My Mom Will Shoot |
| The Godfather | Had 3 Parts |
| Eminem | White Rapper |
| Diarrheah | Goes in the toilet |
| Plug up the | poopchute buster |
| BROWN IS BROWN | BROWN IS NOT RED |
| Brick red | Is more than just red |
| Hippies | The 60's |
| John Manning | annoying |
| Freckle | eckle-fre |
| CGW | RPI |
| Dont Wake Daddy | From Parker Brothers Shh |
