| A | B |
| Mrs. Mahoney | rhymes with itch |
| she wears | fat sweatshirts and spandex |
| she lies | all the time |
| her face | is disgustingly ugly |
| proof that she lies or is blind | "rolled eyes and said yeah sure" |
| eats | cats for lunch |
| number | B |
| letter | 4 |
| she thinks | we know spanish |
| if she says it one more time i will shoot her | bueno? |
| GOULD KNOCK IT OFF | if you breathe |
| theres about 10 of them | bins |
| where's ody | he wants to get away from you you smelly hag |
| how in the world can she be | married |
| more proof that she lies | "bingo every friday" |
| "hun, you have to"... | ..."WHISPER!!!!!!!!!" |
| "its a shoe verb" | its a shut the hell up verb |
| one es muy cuarto........ | i'd pay to see that |
| having an affair with | mr. crusty (aka eller) |
| what she says when i am waving my hand in the back of the room | "oh, ok no questioins. then over the page, bueno?" |