| A | B |
|---|
| Do they have a 4th of July in England? | Of course! |
| How many birthdays does the average man have? | One |
| Some months have 31 days. How many have 28? | All of them |
| How many outs are there in an inning? | 6 |
| Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? | 70 |
| If there are 3 apples and you take away two, how many do you have? | 2 |
| A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every 1/2 hour. How many minutes would the pills last? | One Hour |
| A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die? How many are left? | 9 |
| How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? | none, Noah took animals on the ark. |
| A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh? | meat |
| How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen? | 12 |
| A plane crashes on the U.S. Mexican Border. In what country do you bury the survivors? | In no country. They survived. |
| I build up castles, tear down mountains, make some men blind, help others see, What am I? | Sand |
