| A | B |
|---|
| How does a witch like her eggs cooked? | terrifried |
| When witches check into a hotel, what is the first thing they ask for? | broom service |
| What do you call two witches living together? | broom-mates |
| Is it true that witches are not afraid of dead bodies? | of corpse |
| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? | shamboo |
| What do ghosts call minor bruises? | boo-boos |
| What do Italian ghosts eat? | spookhetti |
| What did the ghost in the tall grass of Asia say? | bamboo |
| What does a ghost like to chew? | booble gum |
| When a vampire goes to Arizona for vacation, in what city does he stay? | Tombstone |
| What is a vampire's favorite sport? | bat-minton |
| What is a vampire's favorite kind of fruit? | neck-tarines |
| What is a vampire's favorite holiday? | Fangsgiving |
| What did the vampire use to build a prison? | blood cells |
| What did the vampire receive for his birthday? | a batrobe |
| Where does a vampire go swimming? | Lake Eerie |
