| A | B |
| Howard Blair | "You was a worm once!" |
| Rachel Brown | "You make it sound as if Bert is a hero...A schoolteacher is a public servant..." |
| Mr. Meeker | "Imagine. Matthew Harrison Brady, comin' here...I seen him once!" |
| Bertram Cates | "People look at me as if I was a murderer. Worse than a murderer!" |
| Rev. Jerimiah Brown | "Where's the banner? We must show him (Brady) what type of a community this is." |
| E.K. Hornbeck | "Ahhh, Hillsboro-Heavenly Hillsboro. The buckle on the bible belt." |
| Matthew Brady | "I am here to defend the Living Truth of the Scriptures!" |
| Sarah Brady | "...it's time now for Mr. Brady's nap." |
| Henry Drummond | "I understand what Bert's going through...I'm here. That tells you what I think." |