| A | B |
|---|
| Cruiser stolen | Tim Harris |
| Can't write, but can touch himself | Sgt Foss |
| Falls asleep on car stops | Tpr Calderwood |
| Mails V's | Tpr Oneil |
| "Bend over so I can marry you!" | Sgt Magner |
| A HELLUVA NICE GUY | Tom Fritz |
| A Ten's Man | Tpr Pettoruto |
| "I've fallen and I can't get up" | Tpr Rennie |
| "Moo" + (rymes with) fig = | Cowhig |
| Does he date women? | Tpr Provost |
| A Wordly man | Sgt Powers |
| Lawnmower man | Tpr Devellis |
| Recently Reborn | Tpr Alliette |
| Leprechaun | Tpr Ferrick |
| Tpr Grumpy | Frank Puopolo |
| Light bulb head | Tpr Atkinson |
| Troll | Tpr Torti |
| Never leaves a message for OT | Tpr Petrie |
| On his knees once too many! | Tpr Pare |
| 1 FOR 8 | Tpr Secrest |
| Heavy breather | Tpr Smith |
| Big talker | Tpr Harvey |
| Cry Baby | Tpr Harrington |
| Splatters spaghetti on walls | Tpr Reine |
| Did Carla | Tpr Nangle |
| ADO? no court on OT | Tpr Beaudoin |
| Pulled his pants down in Mary's office | Tpr Tourkantonis |
| Scammer | Tpr Pagley |
| Never talks about anyone else | Tpr Donlon |
| Ride'm cowboy | Tpr Cooney |
| Salem H.S. Hall of Fame | Lt Grabowski |
| Magner"s home boy | Tpr Gallant |
