| A | B |
| "What a marvelous rest. I feel as though I'd slept for a week." | Chroma |
| "...most important of all, you can see things as they really are, not just as they seem to be. It's my gift to you." | Alec Bings |
| "Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?" | Kakofonous A. Dischord |
| "It doesn't make me happy to hold back the sounds, for if we listen to them carefull they can sometimes tell us things far better than words." | The Soundkeeper |
| "They all came over the hill at once and none of them are awful enough for me." | The DYNNE |
| "For you can't improve sound by having only silence. The problem is to use each at the proper time." | The Soundkeeper |
| "I'm as smart as can be, and I'm as stupid as can be." | Canby |
| "But from now on I;m going to have a very good reason before I make up my mind about anything. You can lose too much time jumping to Conclusions." | Milo |
| "You'll soon wear it out using it for everything." | The Dodecahedron |
| "We use the broken ones for fractions." | The Mathemagician |
| "I often find that the best way to get from one place to another is to erase everything and begin again." | The Mathemagician |
| "If you want to buy, I'm sure I can arrange to sell, but with what you're doing you'll probably end up in a cell anyway." | The Everpresent Wordsnatcher |
| "If you only do the easy and useless jobs, you'll never have to worry about the important ones which are so difficult." | The Terrible Trivium |
| "I don't mean what I say, I don't mean what I do, and I don't mean what I am." | The demon of insincerity |
| "If it's one thing I can't swallow, it's ideas: they're so hard to digest." | The Gelatinous Giant |
| "For you often learn more by being wrong for the right reasons than you do by being right for the wrong reasons." | Princess of Pure Reason |
| "It's learning what to do with what you learn and learning why you learn things at all that matters." | Princess of Sweet Rhyme |
| "What you can do is often simply a matter of what you will do." | Princess of Pure Reason |
| "Well, I would like to make another trip, but I really don't know when I'll have the time. There's just so much to do right here." | Milo |