| A | B |
|---|
| Cartman | Revenge is so very, very sweet |
| Stan | Don't be gay |
| Kyle | Kick the baby |
| Kenny | mrppp mpphr mrpph |
| Shelly | You'll never be bigger than me |
| Ike | Don't kick the baby |
| Officer Barbrady | Theres nothing to see here |
| Mr. Garrison | Well... spnk my ass and call me Charlie |
| Ned | I'm scared |
| Jimbo | Don't spill beer in the bullet chamber |
| Mrs. Cartman | Eric...I made you your favorite dessurt |
| Pip | Eric, I don't belive that I got an invitation |
| Wendy | DONT **** WITH WENDY TESTABURGER!!! |
| Chef | We have the chance to find the sunshine |
| Mufesto | I tried to plauge God and I failed |
| Mr. Marsh | Um...yeah...What happens when the little needle starts to move...yeah....what?!? |
| Mr. Mackey | Marajuwana is bad...m-kay |
| Jesus | Don't bother me!! |
| Mr. Hankey | Gosh you sure smell like flowers |
| Starvin Marvin | Sweet! |
| Evil Cartman | Just best friends, Best friends are we |
| Pricipal | anywhoo.... |
| Tom | now do you want this nose... this nose... or this nose? |
| Mrs. Broslofski | That is toilet hummer |
| Ugly bob | Thank you for the bag |
| Terrance | Oh glorious day |
| Pillup | Ha ha... you farted on me head... ha ha |
| Messed up Stan | Me bad??? |
| cow | moo |
| Alien | moo, moo moo moo |
| Mrs. Crabtree | What did you say?!? |
| Mayor | You can rewind this thing right? |
| Stan's Grandpa | Billy? |
| Big Gay Al | Super! |
| Terrence | I bet I could genetically clone a human being before you cross-breed an elephant and a pig |
| Johnny Cochren | This is chewbacca... |
| Ozzy | And I thought that he said bite the head off of a bat |
| cat | meow |
| Elton John | Chef's in troble? |
| little cousin Elrin | eh sweet! |
