| A | B |
| After the third foster home | Bud doesn't cry any more. |
| Bud Caldwell's Rules and Things | to Have a Funner Life and Make a Better Liar of Yourself |
| Bud, you ran away from that man all the way across the state | so I'd better hand-deliver you. |
| How did you find out Mr. C was your Daddy? | My Momma let me know. |
| I could tell my the smell | that this was the best restaurant in the world. |
| 1 | 2 |
| 6 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 |