| A | B |
|---|
| John Cotton | self-proclaimed leader of the bed-wetters and wears an Army helmet |
| Lawrence Teft III | hot wires cars and wears an African Korps cap |
| Sammy Schecker | father is a stand-up comedian and wears a golf visor |
| Gerald Goodenow | wets his bed and wears a beaded Hopi head-band |
| Stephen Lally | Bangs his head against the wall and wears a cowboy hat |
| William Lally | sleeps under Cotton's bunk and wears a cowboy hat |
| Wheaties | nineteen year-old cornball |
| The Buffalo | “animal dings” |
| The Apaches | represented by the highest trophy- BUFFALOS HEAD |
| The Cheyenne | represented by the BOBCATS HEAD |
| The Navajo | represented by the PRONGHORN ANTELOPE |
| The Sioux | represented by the MOUNTAIN LIONS HEAD |
| The Comanche | represented by the BEARS HEAD |
| The Bedwetters | represented by the CHAMBER POT. |
| The Shooters | apply for a permit from the state of Arizona for $40 and get to shoot a buffalo |
| The Professionals | movie the bedwetteres go to see when they sneak out of camp the first time |
| Box Canyon Camp | preaches the motto- “Send us a boy, and we’ll send you a cowboy.” |
| dings | useless, no body wants them- no excuse for being alive |
| Prescott, Arizona | primary setting; where Box Canyon Boys Camp is located |
| Flagstaff | two local boys harass the bedwetters and follow them out of this town |
