Humor Parameter Test

This is just for fun! Rate each question: 1 =not funny, 2=mildy funny, 3=funny, 4=very funny. Then, add up your points. 0-20 Open the doors to humor now 21-24 You're starting to find humor 25-32 Healthy sense of humor 33 & up Great sense of humor
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  1. Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
    1 2 3 4


  1. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
    1 2 3 4


  1. I spent 7 hours inthe beauty shop and that was for the estimate!
    1 2 3 4


  1. We had so many fights in school; recess was when we were all sent to a neutral corner.
    1 2 3 4


  1. A boomerang is a stick for kids who like to play "fetch" but don't own a dog.
    1 2 3 4


  1. She got her looks from her father. He is a plastic surgeon.
    1 2 3 4


  1. People who eat natural foods will die of natural causes.
    1 2 3 4


  1. You won't hate yourself in the morning if you sleep past noon.
    1 2 3 4


  1. Doctor, I think I have amnesia. Go home and forget about it.
    1 2 3 4


  1. I can't figure out what covers less - the hospital gown or my insurance policy.
    1 2 3 4


  1. Did you ever wonder why kamikaze pilots wore helmets?
    1 2 3 4


  1. Do you know how to stop a charging rhino? Take away its credit card.
    1 2 3 4


  1. Definition of an atheist: All dressed up and no place to go.
    1 2 3 4


  1. Be suspicious of any doctor that tries to take your temperature with his finger.
    1 2 3 4


  1. Two kangaroos are talking to one another, and one says "Gee, I hope it doesn't rain today. I just hate it when the children play inside."
    1 2 3 4


  1. Sign on the door of a chriopractor's office. "For a jab well done."
    1 2 3 4


  1. I have so many aches and sprains, if it weren't for the bandages, I have no wardrobe at all.
    1 2 3 4


  1. A fashionable surgeon, like a pelican, can be recognized by the size of his bill.
    1 2 3 4


  1. He has turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he is miserable and depressed.
    1 2 3 4


  1. Thanks to jogging, more people are collapsing in perfect health than ever before.
    1 2 3 4





Emily Behn