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  1. "Squak!" I heard a sound coming from upstairs. "Squak!" The horrible sound pierced my ears again. Being home alone I can admit I was quite scared and frankly, very confused. Racing up the staircase and jumping over boxes the movers had just brought in, I quickly flipped through pictures in my mind of what the sound could be. Terrified of what kind of beast could live upstairs, I peaked through the keyhole to the abandoned bedroom. My throat tightened as my heart hit the floor, there it was- a Plenzenark. *
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  1. Have you ever felt like you are in a dream? This is called having the Plenzenarks. We all have days when we walk around thinking that we are not really living that day. When bad things happen, you wish it was a dream, and you pretned like it is. Sometimes you feel like you are having the Plenzenaks, you are having dayjavou. These two are easily confused. Although having the Plenzenarks seems like its not a big deal, you don't know the secret history behind it.*
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  1. "Ah! Get out of my head! This cannot be happening!" Early this morning I was working out on the field as I do every Sunday for my grandpa. I was tearing the corn stalks out of the ground, and filling the holes with dirt. Everyone was inside the house besides me, so I didn't have any supervision. I was watching out for the usual snakes and rats that go quietly by as i lifted out a stalk. I saw a fancy bug and decided to examine it closely. It took a huge leap of the ground and dug its jaws searing through the skin of my hand! I ripped it off as quickly as i could and sucked off the blood. I ran inside screaming uncounscious of what I was doing. Later that day I looked up the bug and found that is was a plenzenark.... Its larvae that it carries in its mouth slowly decompose your brain as it feeds. I sat and waited for the blackness to come.*
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  1. Sprinting through the rainforest, I was panting heavily, trying to escape the beast that was right on my tail. The horrid creature was the meanest, and most ugly, and terrifying thing I had ever seen. It smelled of sewage water, it's eyes were red and seemed as if they were going to pop out of it's skull. The size of the beast was incomparable to anything, and yet, I felt confident I would get away. Following even closer now was none other than the most dreaded thing in a rainforest, the Plenzenark. *
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  1. The Planzenarks ran for cover as their planet exploded. They ran from the fiery plumes of the Volcanoes, the ice cold frost of the water the the bone shattering quakes of the planet. They ran to their ships, fleeing from the destruction around them. Those who were able to make it flew into space. "So many lost. We may never recover." said Flaxnar, the leader of the Planzernarks. They flew through the cold darkness of space for what felt like an enternity. Finally, They saw what it was they were looking for: a new planet to live on. What they found was Earth.*
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  1. "Oh my! what is that?" This creature happens to be a plenzenark. Not many people have heard of one because a plenzenark was just discovered in south Australia in early July. A plenzenark is a small mammal that looks similar to a kangaroo but they do not have a pouch. The plenzenarks live in caves, eat grasses and small insects and have a life span of about 60 years. Plenzenarks are extremely unique animals and seem to be a cross between several different animals. However, they are their own species and provide for themselves.*
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  1. As I sat in the window seat, half way through my eight hour flight, a strange creature flew by. It startled me to no end, so I pulled out my handy-dandy netbook and looked it up on Google. To my suprise, the alien like animal was a Plenzenark and was not typically a flying animal. As i continued to research more, i learned the reason for this...*
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  1. What are plenzarks? A disease? A type of plant? A planet? Not many people know, but mainly due to the fact that it is, in fact, a new species of animals. It was discovered about 4 months ago by a tourist on the Galapagos Islands. This Galapagos Island native closely resembles the renound platypus, and Scientists are currently studying this new creature's behaviors, movements, habits, and chosen living enviorments.*
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  1. Do you ever get that feeling when you are going upstairs alone; the feeling that someone is behind you? You probably just write the feeling off as paranoia, right? Well, you shouldn't. There really is something following close behind you on the stairs. They are called plenzenarks. There are good plenzenarks and bad ones. The good ones watch over you and make sure you don't fall, while the bad ones do the opposite. Ever fallen down stairs? A bad plenzenark was right there to blame for it. So, next time you have that feeling someone is behind you on the stairs, hope you have a good plenzenark lurking.*
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  1. Be aware all disbelievers of the Plenzenarks. Some say they are a made up conspirecy, but others know that it is all around us. Plenzenarks can hide in any place or situation. They always know what is going on and are always watching you. If you enfuriate them, then they may hurt you, but other than that they are extremely nice. Plenzenarks are all around us, and it is time to be aware.*
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  1. Walking through a thicket of damp woods on Halloween, worried about whats around you, you can't see anything, and to your surprise, out jumps a glowing organism that you can not even start to recognize. You start to shudder in terror, for your life hangs in the balance and you don't even realize what this creature might be. This glowing, gooey, iradescent blue creature with sharp fangs and covered with warts would be a dreaded Plenzenark. This creature is said to fall from the sky in the shape of a small egg and burrow itself underground. When Plenzenarks burrow, they go down to the very core of the Earth and begin to grow. Though all that you know, is that there is a seven foot monstrosity standing right before you, and you are looking at it as if it were death itself.*
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  1. You know that feeling you get when your home alone? The one were it feels like if you go into a dark hallway someone is going to jump out and grab you. Well someone is there, but they aren't going to do it. They are the people that just sit there and watch you. They observe you and your way of life. Plenzenarks. They are extremely tiny things that just sit there and watch you. They learn everything about you. They can tell someone everything about you. Those are Plenzenarks. Next time you're home alone, can you spot the Plenzenarks?*
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  1. Johnny falls down the stairs when he runs. Lilly trips over her feet when she skips. Fred collapses to the floor when he is standing casually. Johnny, Lilly, and Fred all have the same problem of gravity. Gravity is a horrible case that can be stopped with Plenzenarks! This wonderful product will put your head in the clouds.*
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  1. Do you ever think up something that you're not sure exists? Do you ever make up a work in your head but then find out later that it really is something that exists? Is there even a word for that? Yes there is, it's called a plenzenark, and, yes, that word was also made up.*
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  1. Remember when Kanye West waltzed up onto the stage of the VMA's during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech and said, "Beyonce had one of the greatest videos of all time!"? While some people think he was drunk at that moment, which was a very possible theory, he wasn't drunk. Astonishingly, Kanye's intoxication was actually mind control, by the Plenzenark aliens. The Plenzenark aliens, who live in the asteroid belt, are notorious for mishaps like this. They were also responsible for most of George Bush's inncorrect grammar. Plenzenark mind control issues can be destructive, especially since they are huge fans of Beyonce.*
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  1. "If they were human, that's what we would call them. They aren't." At the time, Dr. Schpaz was ignored. His warning was disregarded. Three years later, the late doctor's words are reconsidered. The Plezenarks are most obviously not human, but more is meant by these words than that. Plezenarks are unpredictable, power hungry, and violent. They are the cause of many deaths around the globe. These wild creatures were accepted into human homes and society. Through kind gestures and sympathy, they got what they wanted. Now, we are struggling to be accepted into theirs.*
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  1. "...The Plenzenarks are the best thing that's ever happened to humanity." -Famous Magazine "The Plenzenarks are the hidden line between total destruction and peace on earth." -Famous Person Everyone has one, yet nobody knows who they are. Scientists call them "plenzenarks", and some say they are the fine line between order and madness in the world that we live in today. What do they do? They guide people through life. The "voice in your head" is actually not your conscience as is commonly thought. It is your own, personal plenzenark sitting in your ear telling you what to do. What do these things look like and why do they live in your ear? Why don't people know about them? There are many questions that people want to know about these things and many of these questions have remained unanswered, until today.*
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  1. When conciousness settles in, im blinded by an illiminous light. They're all around me, im scared. Theres no sensation in my legs and its so cold. Mother told me they were here, and i didnt believe her. Who would of? She's the town loonley, but it looks like she was right. In the distance i can hear Brandon being disassembled. Its to late i've been taken by the Plenzenarks.*
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  1. Plenzenarks are some of the rarest birds in the entire world and are facing a tremendous issue. These birds are fairly large, about as big as an SUV, and cannot survive due to the earth's lack of resources. They will only eat the cherimoya fruit, and they eat over 3 truckloads a day. Since the Cherimoya is one of the rarest fruit in the world, many Plenzenarks are going hungry and dying off. Today, there are only two existing Plenzenark birds in an unknown location.*
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  1. It is assumed that over 70% of the worlds population is involved in some way in the sport of soccer, perhaps one of the oldest sports on Earth. One of the oldest organized teams is the Plenzenarks from Eastern Scotland. The history of the Plezenarks stretches back into the 19th century. The traditions of this scottisch soccer club, have lasted centuries.*
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  1. Deforestation is destroying Plezenark's natural habitat. Pollution is killing the fish that Plenzenarks eat. Hunters are poaching Plenzenarks, causing their species to slowly decrease in number. Deforestation, pollution, and poaching are among the many causes of the Plenzenark's endangerment. The problem of endangered animals is a serious one, and it's time we take action and do something about it.*
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  1. I was walking outside with a couple of my friends, when one of them got stung by a bee. She said it was no big deal, because she has gotten stung plenty of times before. I told her that I had never been stung by one, and they told me that wasn't good. They said that bees have a special sense that helps them know if a bee has been there or not, so they know if the flower is good or not. Since I had never been stung, they would sense it and would follow me more. Later, I asked my doctor about it, and she said that it was true, and if you haven't been stung for more than ten years, then you would get an allergy called Planzenarks. *
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  1. Who knows what a plenzenark could possibly be?The truth is, the C.I.A. is at this very moment trying to successfully build a device that is so powerful, that it will be able to be installed in the brain of a human and it will enable any intelligence agents to have the mind power and capabilitys of a computer. The idea for these high-tech devices was first introduced 5 years ago, and to this day the C.I.A. is still trying to successfully create this device. Do you think that they will ever be successful, because all I know is what i've heard!*
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  1. Last Friday, I was racing to my first class, first class to sub all day. The bell was about to ring but I had an emergency desire to go to the bathroom. My heart was beating in and out of my chest, for I was frantic to be in the classroom on time. I was so rushed, for I could get fired my first day on the job! I slid into the room, only to find a bunch of plenzenarks goofing around. I am not a slacker sub trying to find an excuse as to why not to get there on time, I am a victim of a passing period that's too short for a teacher's needs and students messing around in the hallways, blocking the way to get to where you're suppossed to be.*
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  1. Since the dawn of time, mankind has wondered at the fascinating animal world. Creatures of all different shapes and sizes have romed the earth, and the plenzenark is no exception. The plenzenark is natures smallest creature- no larger than a amoeba. These small, fuzzy creatures do nothing for us, and we do nothing for them. So what is the purpose of the plenzenark?*
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  1. They are scary, bloodthirsty, and they go bump in the night. Have you ever wondered what's really lurking in the closet? Have you ever wondered what's really under your bed? Quit letting your imagination run wild, because I'm here to tell you. *
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  1. Last month, I remember walking down the street; just minding my own business when something come out of no where and knocked me down. I immediately jumped up and ran in the other direction. Just a few steps behind me where these terrible creatures waiting to capture me. They kept chasing me, running faster and faster each block, trying to get me! These horrible things were none other than the Plenzenarks.*
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  1. I collapsed onto the floor. I was foaming at the mouth and my face had turned a deep hue of purple. Everyone around me was running amuck looking for someone to help me. Soon later I was rushed to the emergency room just semi-conscious. When I arrived in the room, the doctors could not find out what was going on inside of my body. They tried everything to get me to feel better but nothing they did worked. Little did they know that I was suffering from a deadly disease called plenzenarks.*
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Mrs. Miceli
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Indiana Connections Academy
Indianapolis, IN