LCD Class of 1967 Survey

Please be honest. It's anonymous. Jim Stump and I were having lunch (and a couple of margaritas) in a Mexican restaurant in New Orleans on the Monday before Fat Tuesday. We thought it might be informative and amusing to conduct a survey of statistics and attitudes.

Thanks, Kevin Mackey
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  1. I am:
    Single
    Divorced
    Widowed
    Married
    A confirmed bachelor


  1. Last name of your favorite teacher at LCD:


  1. I consider my general state of health to be:
    Excellent
    Good
    Fair
    Poor
    I think I died a few years ago, but was so old that I forgot to fall down


  1. At some point in my life, I have had (check all that apply):
    Hypertension or High Blood Pressure
    Diabetes
    Sleep Apnea
    Restless leg syndrome
    Parkinsons
    Migraines
    Depression
    Cocaine Dependency
    Marijuana Dependency
    Heroin Dependency
    Prescription drug dependency
    Pornography dependency
    Macular Degeneration
    Alzheimer's
    Alcohol Dependency
    Cancer


  1. I prefer:
    Cialis
    Viagra
    Neither...(Liar!)
    Other


  1. Today, I prefer:
    Sex
    Drugs
    Rock and roll
    Alcohol
    None of the above, I'm really an old fart.


  1. I exercise:
    Daily
    Several times a week
    Occasionally
    Raising and lowering my drink
    Never


  1. Currently I smoke:
    Cigarettes
    Cigars
    Herb
    Never


  1. I drink:
    Daily
    Several times per week
    Occasionally
    Hardly ever, but when I do, I binge
    Never


  1. I take how many pills a day?


  1. In my lifetime I have had how many surgeries under general anesthesia?


  1. My longest marriage is or was for how many years?


  1. I have been married how many times? 


  1. How many sons do you have? 


  1. How many daughters do you have? 


  1. How many granddaughters do you have? 


  1. How many grandsons do you have? 


  1. How many great grandchildren do you have? 


  1. What is your favorite book?


  1. What is your favorite song?


  1. Are either or both of your parents living?
    Yes
    No


  1. What is your favorite place to vacation?


  1. Do you have life insurance?
    Yes
    No


  1. Are you retired?
    Yes
    No


  1. How many times have you been arrested?
    0
    1
    2
    3
    more


  1. How many nights have you spent in jail?
    0
    1
    2
    3
    More


  1. Have you ever been treated by a psychiatrist?
    Yes
    No


  1. Have you ever seen a psychologist?
    Yes
    No


  1. Choose one:
    Elvis
    Beatles
    James Brown


  1. In 1969, on draft lottery night, we were told, according to our drawn number, our odds of being drafted. What do you remember about your number?
    You would be drafted
    You might be drafted
    You would not be drafted
    You were too drunk that night to remember


  1. Did you serve in the military?
    Yes
    No


  1. Were you declared 4F?
    Yes
    No


  1. Did you see combat?
    Yes
    No


  1. What occupation would you choose if money was not a problem?


  1. What do you consider yourself?
    Republican
    Democrat
    Independent
    Libertarian
    Green
    None


  1. What do you consider yourself?
    Conservative
    Moderate
    Liberal


  1. Who did you vote for?
    Trump
    Clinton
    Other
    Didn't vote


  1. You consider yourself:
    Very religious
    Religious
    Agnostic
    Athiest
    Have no opinion


  1. Once in my life, I tried:
    Pot
    Cocaine
    Heroin
    Crack
    Crank
    Free Base
    Romilar II
    Poppers
    Locker Room
    PCP
    Methadrine
    Mescalin
    Hash
    Mushrooms
    Shock treatments
    Monkey sex on ambien
    Peyote
    Extasy
    Morning glory seeds
    Acid
    Other stuff


  1. Were you in any of these class plays?
    The Crucible
    Hope is a Thing with Feathers
    Murder mystery at dinner (Can't remember name)
    Meet the Folks


  1. How many times have you moved?


  1. How many countries have you visited?


  1. Is the world a better place now than 50 years ago?
    Yes
    No


  1. Since the election, I am
    Pleased
    Horrified
    Couldn't care less


  1. I pay close attention to:
    International Affairs
    National News
    Local News
    Couldn't care less


  1. Are you actively involved in charitable endeavors?
    Yes
    No


  1. I am:
    Retired
    Working part time
    Still working full time.
    Unemployed


  1. Generally speaking, regarding my career, I am
    Happy
    Satisfied
    Bored
    Miserable


  1. My income and net worth are:
    Negligible
    Adequate
    More than sufficient
    Huge
    Neglible (as spelled by our Princeton Grad!)


  1. I reside full time and/or occasionally in or on (answer all)
    my own home
    a rental
    a vacation home
    RV
    dumpster
    retirement home
    with girlfriend
    with wife
    with girlfriend and wife
    with my children
    assisted living
    mobile home
    yacht
    under bridge
    never left LCD WTF happened?