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Introduction
to Access Sociology
POWERPOINTS
Hypothesis
Knowledge
Values
Investigative research
Content analysis
Focus groups
Gender values in research
Knowledge search
Access
assessments
summaries
of research
methodology worksheet
seminar presentation
research proposal
online test
Theory
Marxism
Marxism & Family
Marxism a bit
further
Radical Feminism
Liberal
feminism
New Right
Functionalism
A bit
more
Hazel's
research Lee's research
AS
Methodology page
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First
task is to distinguish between qualitative and quantitative methods.
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Only
In
Britain
, Be Proud
Be very proud to be British Because...
Only in
Britain
... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in
Britain
... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the
back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
Only in
Britain
... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a
DIET coke.
Only in
Britain
... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the
counters.
Only in
Britain
... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive
and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in
Britain
... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place.
Only in
Britain
... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating
rink.
NOT TO MENTION...
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their
tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations
were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out
of
the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
opening
bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
Scalextric cars.
and finally.........
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
Toilet.
RULE BRITANNIA!! |
